(The Booze Brothers) HAIL COMICSGATE! HAIL CHAT! HAIL CAESAR! HAIL SALAD! HAIL THE MUTHAPHUCKIN BRETHREN! HAIL YES!
**Hate to do it but any two bit lounge act has a tip jar right? I’m hardly one bit but if you like the song and want to feel like a big shot at the Tropicana in 1959 why not drop a buck or two into my TIP JAR! Link is in the bottom right corner of my sweet “Fury Road” channel banner! AgentD48@Gmail.com on PAYPAL Hey times is tough folks, so if you can’t I still love ya.**
Special thanks to Adam Post for taking part in this lunacy. 😎😎
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LYRICS-
Turned the industry-Into a dust bowl-
Unsold comics-by the truck load-
They reboot stories-Can’t create nuthin’-
Self righteous pricks-Into fart huffin’-
You’re a Soyboy-You’re a Soyboy-You’re a Soyboy-You’re a Soyboy-
Daniel Kibblesmith-Has a baby head-
High-T heroes-Make him wet the bed-
Dreams of safespaces-And cries at night-
‘Cuz the world ‘aint fair-And the world ‘aint right-
For a Soyboy-For a Soyboy-For a Soyboy-For a Soyboy-For a Soyboy-
They bully people-Like they’re from the street-
But Mark Waid ran-When he saw Uncle E-
Sleazy Tim Doyle-And fat Dan Slott-
Blame consumers-For the mainstream rot-
‘Cuz they’re Soyboys-‘Cuz they’re Soyboys-‘Cuz they’re Soyboys-
So give them rope-And they’ll hang themselves-
Creepy dopes-Who belong in padded jail cells-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
Soyboys-Pablo Hedalgo-They’re all Soyboys-Ron Toy-Soyboys-They’re all Soyboys-
