Since this is the first one, I will keep the original up, but this is the version all the cool kids in school watch. LYRICS-
Thats Mike
Thats what War Campaigners say
Obsessed with dildo memes, while he, judges the gays
But I, think hes gonna change his tune
When Bitcoin is down to a dollar or two
Oh, oh thats Mike
While his campaign is buffering
Mike gets his kicks tweeting out, amphibian suffering.
So proud of his Drawn & Quartered wins
I guess he forgot, pride is a sin
When he was Comicsgate the streams were great, man we had fun
Then he drank some Methwin laced kool-aid, and that made him dumb
Mike what were you thinking?
Your view count is shrinking
Theyre hanging out with EVS and watching Cecil drinking
Hey Mike!
Oh you cant deny it
If you launch a new campaign, only Edwin will buy it
Dont listen to that Dirtworm guy, or you’ll end up in a trebuchet, and fly
When you we’re comicsgate the streams were great, man we had fun
Then you drank some Methwin laced kool-aid, and that made you dumb
Mike what were you thinking?
Your channel is shrinking
Theyre hanging out with Uncle Ethan watching Cecil drinking
Hey Mike!
Oh you cant deny it, if you launch Lonestar 3 right now, only Edwin would buy it
Dont listen to that Dirtworm guy
Or theyre gonna put you in a great big trebuChe-Guevera
And you’ll flyyyyyyyy
