-Lizard King of Rock and Roll. *If I used your meme or art and you want credit just let me know-Sorry and thanks! 😁*
Thank you ALL!! Hail Caesar! Hail War Campaign! Hail Chat eternally!
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LYRICS-
There’s a guy who loves his pie-
While he sets Indiegogo on fire-
They doxx his clothes and make fun of his nose-
While his livestream views go higher-
There’s some crazy SJWs with rainbow bright hair-
Who wanna take him down ‘cuz his success isn’t fair-
They only make him shrug ‘cuz he really don’t care-
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How I wish that he could stream-for 24 hours a day-
But all that time with War Campaign-will turn him internet gay-
So come bask in Uncle Ethan’s human sunbeam glow-
He adds a touch of elegance wherever he goes-
Breaks out his wig collection when it’s time to Mach Schau-
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Ethan Van Sciver his frog book making millions-
Unmatched talent and brilliance-
Such an elegant man-
Ethan Van Sciver gets revenge on skydivers-Mexican fertilizers-
And if you’re an old celebrity-just don’t shake his hand-
It’s time to have fun-let’s crack open some rum-
While he sips on his froggy red wine-
He’s got a lot of hats-and the funniest chat-
That has ever assembled online-
Just beware of Lord Jabba and Bob with one eye-
They like to keep him grounded with a verbal drive by-
But that don’t bother Caesar just as long as there’s pie-
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