(Johnny Cashgrab) Okay so maybe my last song was a TEENY BIT rushed, but after all that’s been going on I just had to dive in head first to shock the system a bit. I hope this extra bonus track will turn some of those frowns upside down…you know who you are…you utter bastards. 😘😘😜 Make Comicsgate Fun Again 😁 ** I know I used a bunch of other’s memes and art so just let me know and I will be happy to give full credit/links. Thanks and…sorry.** LYRICS-
Early one morning while wearing a mask-
Cecil was livestreaming as he drank from a flask-
The dog walker came by and said “Oh my God-
There’s a drunken lunatic in Judy’s backyard”-
Cecil got up and he started to run-
He tried to tell him that he wasn’t a bum-
Made a good run, but he ran too slow-
The dog walker was on the phone with Judy oh no!-
Cecil waited for his sister to call-
He was sure he could explain it all-
Judy was mad and she said “Get out!”-
“‘Cuz that’s the kind of weirdo shit I’m talkin’ about”-
Cecil packed up and away he went, now he’s screwed because
he’s gotta pay rent-
No more Yacht club-no more drinks by the shore-
He’s living in the basement of a Brooklyn ground floor-
When he was evicted he was dressed in red-
And a mask with DICK printed on his forehead-
Had no cash to grab some bulliet rye-
He said “I gotta find a job before I die”-
He got an offer workin’ for a cruise-
The money wasn’t great but there’d be plenty of booze-
Back and forth to the Caribbean-
Then Cecil had an idea that seemed way more fun-
Called his pal EVS and laid down the plan-
A way to grab some cash from his fellow man-
Ethan said “yeah- but can you really fulfill?-
You better think of something or you’re stuck drinkin’ swill”-
Cecil said “Don’t worry E this ideas a hit-
I’ll tell the backers up front that they ‘aint gettin’ shit-
I’ll throw in a poster of that Star Wars Girl-
A cover with Jon Malin getting his rosebud swirled”-
Kelsey will smile as he picks up his pen-
He gets to draw Anna and then draw her again-
Many times to get her boobs just right-
If he complains I’ll send a hooker for the night-
Let’s all help Cecil with this tragedy-Go and back Cash Grab-
So Cecil can live free-
