LYRICS BELOW-As always thanks to all I have stolen from like Michael Bancroft, Scotty Richards, Donal T Delay and so many more! If you are part of the many more hmu. HUGE thanks to our own goddess and oracle of Comicsgate, known on Twitter as @SheliaAliens! Email is ‘AgentD48@Gmail.com’ on Paypal.com. (Yeah, I know, truly sorry. It used to be about the music! Slag off man!) Hope you enjoy, you sexy CG beasts! Or don’t. I get off either way. WOOF!
LYRICS-
A comics gigolo-on Indiegogo-
Cecil is the name they’re sayin’-
He launched a new campaign-
Counting on his fame-Oooh-
To keep the chat Payin’-
But was it all a schtick?-
Or is he really just a dick?-
He has my congratulations-
‘Cuz after grabbing our cash-
He ran off like the Flash-
Life is his vacation-
A comics gigolo-Who took off with our dough-
Senor Jones in Argentina-
Layin’ on a beach-Stayin’ out of reach-
Carousin’ all night in Cantinas-
There may come a day-his cash and liver fade away-
He still has my admiration-
‘Cuz after grabbing our cash-He ran off like the Flash-now-
Life is his vacation-but-
I-ain’t got no comic-no comics-
No Dirtworm Dug-No Shelly-
No mask tier-Used and sweaty-
I-want that Malin-Centipede-
Alt-Cover-And a fold out of Anna-
Also drawn by Kelsey-Oh so lovingly-
To be fair Cecil warned us-So many times-
Now he’s on a beach-Drinking, drinking on a beach-
Bop Boozy Boozy Bop Ass Ass Titty Bop-
I-ain’t got no comic-no comics-
No cash grab-No pay day-Feel bad for-
Donal T DeLay-
{Cecil Spoken}
We ain’t got no updates-Whoa-oh
No shipping ETAs-
Where’s my flask?-Where’s my face-mask?-
How else do I find out if Dirtworm Dug got himself back up inside of that puppy’s asshole?-
I-ain’t got no comic-no comics-
No comics-came for me-no comics-
No comics-I-want that Malin-Centipede-
Alt-cover-alt-cover-
And a poster of Anna-Also drawn by Kelsey-
Oh so lovingly-
To be fair Cecil warned us-So many, many times-
Now he’s on a beach-Passed out on a beach-
Needs a long hot night with Peaches-
People still say that Cecil is love-
Even though-
No comics-no comics-
No comics-no comics-
No comics-And no Cash Grab for me-
