Whose Santa’s favorite singer? Why it’s ELFIS! Ho Ho Holy sh*t the holidays are once again upon us! Be sure to back those campaigns CG! What better gift for yourself or someone you think is not as big of an a-hole as everyone else? More Holiday songs to come if wanted. What is that you say? My http://www.Paypal.com email?? Nani?!?…Well, if you simply insist on tipping in my “Positive Karma Dispensing Jar”***… AgentD48@Gmail.com Happy Holidays! I Love my Comicsgate family!!! Stay safe! Stay warm! Stay sane!! LYRICS below as always ‘cuz dammit I care!
***Patent Pending-not FDA approved-but I had drinks with a former Buddhist scholar dude and I asked about its validity and he said “Why not? Sure”
Here comes EVS-Here comes EVS-
Right down Comicsgate Lane-
Cecil and Malin will join the party-
It might just get insane-
Sales are ringin’-Chat is zingin’-
The Chromium is so bright-
So hang your stocking and take a shot-
‘Cuz EVS is streaming tonight-
Here comes EVS-Here comes EVS-
With his CyberFrog book-
He’s got a bag of PVC toys-
His campaign is worth a look-
‘Cuz he has a brand new hero-
Calls him Reignbow The Brute-
He’s a colorful guy-Making Unicorns die-
And toys girls thought were cute-
Here comes EVS-Here comes EVS-
With a Tomahawk steak-
Eats it on camera-Like a caveman-
In the name of making comics great-
Ethan is a human sunbeam-
Who’s always humble and right-
We can deck the halls-While the snowflakes fall-
‘Cuz EVS is streaming tonight-
Here comes EVS-Here comes EVS-
With his latest campaigns-
He brings joy to his nephews and neices-
With comics and toys and games-
Comicsgate is like a family-
That’s how we know that it’s right-
So grab an oar-We’ll be making some S’mores-
‘Cuz EVS is streaming tonight-
EVS is streaming tonight-
