I may be called a geek chorus, but real talk, I’m just one guy. I did my best folks. Sorry not sorry. Merry Christmas to everyone!! 2020 has been a hell of a ride Comicsgate, I truly hope some of you found a wee smile in a song or two. I’d settle for a smirk. God bless you CG, you have my eternal gratitude. 18% gratuity added to your bill. “Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay I came to say I must be going, I’m glad I came but just the same I must be going-Tra La!” LYRICS BELOW-
**This parody is not intended to mock or belittle the real suffering that occurs in Somalia, to donate to a LEGIT foundation see link at end of video or right here: http://WWW.PeaceDirect.org/US/Donate/**
In Africa-life is too hard-to be squinting-
Somalia-needs compassion-and our simping-
And in that land of death and danger-Piracy is what they know-
Let’s replace that crossbones patch-with a monocle-
If Lions attack-say a prayer-for the poor sighted ones-
They trip over rocks and sticks-when it’s time to run-
Will they know their ship has come in-if they can’t tell when it’s near?
There’s a problem with the children-but it isn’t with their ears-
The best way we can help them-
In their struggle to get by-
Well let’s send them all a monocle tonight-
And there won’t be any blurry charts in Somalia-
The greatest gift that we can give is sight-Oohh
Easy targets for their foes-
The ones who can’t see past their nose-
Do they know there’s monocles for all?
It’s not junk-
Real glass in every one-
Gold plate chain-
Good for business or for fun-
Do they know there’s monocles for all?
Cecil says-
Cecil says-
Cecil says-
Cecil says-
Cecil says-
Let them know there’s monocles for all-
Cecil says-
Let them know there’s monocles for all-
Cecil says-
Let them know there’s monocles for all-
Cecil says-
Let them know there’s monocles for all-
Cecil says-
Cecil says-
