Enjoy! I know I “borrowed” some pics and memes I found around the place, all due credit to y’all I’m a DUE CREDIT PAYAAAAAAA
For context follow all the wackiness at #TheShuliNetwork and for hot baked tater love see #CardiffElectric and the shenanigans never stop at #WhoAreThesePodCasts? And of course all DUES respect to the Goat of the summah! (future) Senator J. E. Melendez esq SKOL!!!
{*CG*EVS*}
LYRICS-
I’m sitting at a table-
At the Wild Hog BBQ shack-
That’s where I saw the Dabbler, he was doing a stand up act-
So I just sat there staring-
At the drunken mess before me-
As snot ran down to his facial hair, he began to speak-
He said folks I’ve been a victim, in everyway there is to be one-
From Stern to The Tonight Show,
I never caught a lucky break-
Though I’m a wealthy teacher, I could really use a free beer-
For a buy back of a Coors light, here’s a lesson you can take—-
So he lifted up that bottle, shouted SKOL! and took a swallow-
Then he grossed out everyone, by drooling on his shoes-
and in the flashing neon-of the potato bar beside him-he said if you wanna be the GOAT like me—
You gotta pay your dues-
You gotta get on the Stern Show-
Sneak off to Leno-
Cash in your celebrity then-
Get out of here-
Be sure to list your credits-
When you’re yelling at the haters-
And you never share your Superchats, when the streamings done-
I wonder if the Dabbler knows, his best chance for Revival-
Is laughing with the Dabbleverse, maybe lighting up a joint-
But when I think about it, how he failed his way to stardom-
He may be a loudmouth hypocrite, but he might have a point-
And when he did the squeegee bit,
his set was finally over-
He emptied every beer he had, wiped a rag across his face-
But when the bar was closing, the Dabbler had a problem, some dude had parked behind his car, now the Dabbler haunts this place-
You gotta get on the Stern Show-
Sneak off to Leno-
Cash in your celebrity then-
Get out of here-
Be sure to list your credits-
When you’re yelling at the haters-
And you never share your Superchats, when the streamings done-
You gotta get on the Stern Show-
Sneak off to Leno-
Cash in your celebrity then-
Get out of here-
Be sure to list your credits-
When you’re yelling at the haters-
And you never share your Superchats, when the streamings done-
You gotta get on the Stern Show-
Sneak off to Leno-
Cash in your celebrity then-
Get out of here-
Be sure to list your credits-
When you’re yelling at the haters-
And you never share your Superchats, when the streamings done-
*working my way back to CG, I’m just not worthy yet. #ComicsgateIsHome
