To M.M.
My Star, My Perfect Silence. #FJB
**As always…Apologies if I ripped off your meme or pic or whatever, be consoled. I steal only the absolute best! HMU Always happy to PAY DUESSSS CREDIIIIT!!! Watch, like, sub…heck, drop a comment if you’re really feeling frisky. Doowutchyalike.**
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(…Do I hear the CG trumpets? Is the klaxon on the mend? Will the trebuchets be well loaded, ’till victory is ours again?…)
Damn, these edibles make me feel all like poetic and shit.
LYRICS-
Cool Deptford night-
and the pool temp is right-
For the guy on the float life is sweet-
Still every once in a while-
He just can’t help but smile-
When he thinks about travelin’ with Beet-
Way back in the Stern days-
When road coke made him sneeze-
Throwing cans at promotors-
Getting pinkeye from eating bleu cheese-
It’s Bob, Reverend Bob-
Reverend Bob’s Killers of Comedy Show-
Shuli is blazin’ and there’s a clown wavin’
a massive* dildo-
Cuz anything goes-
At Reverend Bob’s show-
Greenrooms get suddenly still-
When Bob can’t find his pills-
A prescription to help with his rage-
Eyes bloodshot red-
Yet he still knocks ’em dead-
Every time he goes out on that stage-
Starts off with some crowd work-
A racist observation or two-
Meanwhile in the back it’s like Dunkirk-
The Sheik is trying to kill Beetlejuice-
It’s Bob, Reverend Bob-
Reverend Bob’s Killers of Comedy Show-
Tour coast to coast-
In between every roast-
Don’t stop the cash flow-
For adults who are slow**, at Reverend Bob’s show-
Waking from his daydream-
Those wild times have disappeared-
Time to get up for BS show-
Good thing they don’t do anything too weird-
It’s Bob, Reverend Bob-
Reverend Bob’s Killers of Comedy Show-
Comics relapsing and everyone’s asking-
Where did Gary go?-
It’s Bob, Reverend Bob-
Reverend Bob’s Killers of Comedy Show-
See ‘Crazy’ Richard-
Backstage there’s a blizzard-
Who’s got the best blow?-
It’s Bob, Reverend Bob-
Reverend Bob’s Killers of Comedy Show-
*supposed to be a different adjective. Damned algorithm.
**All in good fun KC…hehe hehe…no offense eh big guy? heh heh…
