The Frog Rules-A Dabbleverse Song Parody

by 02.26.2024

YES the “mix” is AWFUL-YES the key is WAY off-YES I squeak like a rusty door hinge-but it’s f00kin’ DIO!! Besides the video came out damned cute 🙂 Ohhh, just lay back and think of England. Enjoy? Please? Just a little? Oh fine, be like that. Look, I KNOW it needs subtitles and I tried dammit…I tried.

*The Slob Drools was haaaaack (but was the original idearrr)

**As always…Apologies if I ripped off your meme or pic or whatever, but be consoled I steal only the absolute best. HMU I’m always happy to PAY DUESSSS CREDIIIIT!!! Watch, like, sub…heck, drop a comment if you’re really feeling frisky. Doowutchyalike.**

For proper context check out ‘The Uncle Rico Show’ ‘WhoAreThesePodcasts?’ ‘El Horrible-BeDabbler’ ‘Cardiff Electric’ or any of the wide variety of fine podcasts in the Dabbleverse!

Lyrics-

THE FROG RULES

Raise the paywalls and lock the chatroom-
Cuz Rico’s coming to call-
Trolls and Haters are-gifting members to-
Watch The Dabbler fall-

There’s no getting away-
From the Editing Bay-
Making John look the fool-
The Frog Rules-
The Frog Rules-

Downing spirits, is-not Frog’s strong suit- you-see he easily gags-
But-when he’s vaping there’s-
No mistaking he-
Irritates with each drag-

When the boss says “we’re done”-
Joe has only begun-
Never missing a jewel-
The Frog RULES-

Can’t escape the attack-
From the boys in the back-
They’re not secretly cruel-

Discount Don is the Metal-Maven he- Keeps the dabblin’ BackBeat-
Breaking in with a-
“Oh hey guys!” is a-
Wicked headbanging treat-

John’s a fool-
The Slob Drools-
The Frog Rules-

***The is only one true Frog King-and it ain’t our buddy Joe***
{HAIL EVS-HAIL CG 4-Life baby}

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