Romeo & Juliet, Han & Leia, Zen & Phil, and now the bromance of The Dunce & The Dabbler..tale as old as time, with lots of nasty grime…Thar she blows…and snorts! Enjoy beloveds!
(All in good fun innit? Jokes…hehe…everybody got jokes these days…fair use…yadda yadda…)
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Lyrics-
THE DUNCE & THE DABBLER
Had a balcony in Conoga-
Now he rents a hole under ground-
When he mastuerbates, he thinks about Kate-
He heard she had a thing for bumming around-
Brother Joe, is John jelly?-
And is Kate dumb or crazy?-
The Dunce and The Dabbler-
Need love from Daddy KB-
John is trying hard to impress her-
Though he doesn’t date the younger crowd-
“A bufoon” she said, but if it snows in his bed-
You know they both would leave no highway unplowed-
Brother Joe, John’s so sleazy-
Kate’s got the wit of a flea-
The Dunce and The Dabbler-
Both want their Daddy KB-
John’s got a lot of singles to make it rain-
Care of beloved chatter’s charity-
Kate loves the strip clubs, John shits in bathtubs-
Her real Dad is shouting “That’s not riiiight”-
Now that they’ve rekindled their friendship-
John no longer calls her a whore-
But if Brennan calls, they’ll rebuild those walls-
Drag the Hackverse into a civil war-
Brother Joe, it’s too easy-
To hate John and Kate Meanie-
The Dunce and The Dabbler-
Mike tell ‘er ’bout Houdini-
The Dunce and The Dabbler-
Mike tell ‘er ’bout Houdini-
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