Most love a nice stroll in the park right? Just beware THE PRINCE OF DABBLE!! **WARNING** gets a bit graphic in places. Just like Peach Iced Tea…you’re gonna hate it.
(Par for the course :P)
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Lyrics-
JOHN PUKED IN THE PARK
Walking the street-
For another pub night-
Suddenly he’s feeling queasy-
At the bus stop-
He spewed vomit and snot-
Making commuters quite uneasy-
Trolls are trashing his kids-
Sending mean superchats-
Won’t read them-
But he sees them-
Shows off his diploma-
Tho’ he’s never had class-
Then the Covid winds took him down-
John puked in the park-
Right by the Taco truck-
John puked in the park-
Like a drunken toddler run amuck-
Alright-
Taught by the legends of
the dawn and late night-
But all he knows is empty beer cans-
Too stubborn to listen-
Must always be right-
Open minded as the Taliban-
His neglected cats-
Shitting outside the box-
Won’t clean it-
Till he smells it-
Never a thought for the
people he doxxed-
So now karmas pouring out
his mouth-
John puked in the park-
Almost hit the hot dog guy-
John puked in the park-
The Ice Cream man he just drove by-
John puked in the park-
Making little children cry-
Alright-
=_’_= EVS* CG *CECIL IS LOVE =_’_=
I’m going home…
