Look, I know I cannot compete with all this AI crap where any damned fool can create an awesome professional song and it’s F00kin’ EXCELLENT!!! I love it, but for those old skool folks here’s a handcrafted parody song, no AI, no auto tune (duh) No future….Enjoy!! Or don’t. Whateves. SHEESH! I confess, I totally ripped off LooneyTunesCritic’s Roachella video, I needed the images man, I NEEDED ’em!!! Well, anyway, thanks! 🙂
**As always…Apologies if I ripped off your meme or pic or whatever, but be consoled I steal only the absolute best. HMU I’m always happy to PAY DUESSSS CREDIIIIT!!! Watch, like, sub…heck, drop a comment if you’re really feeling frisky. Doowutchyalike.**
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Lyrics-
StutJo’s Cockroach Hammer
John the superstar-
Spends his days down at the bar-
Like all the big shots do-
Leaving empty cans and snot residue-
After the Yankees game-
Stumbling back the way he came-
Lost in dabbling thought-
Which of his best friends are dead to him today?-
But when he gets home and turns on the light-
The games have just begun-
Splat splat StutJo’s cockroach hammer
He keeps beside his bed-
Splat splat StutJo’s cockroach hammer
The biggest one is in his head-
On his podcast show-
Laughing as the Trump hate flows-
Window open wide-
Letting in that fresh California air-
Zoning out on what guests say-
Doubt he’d get it anyway-
When something caught his eye-
A site that nearly knocked him out of his chair-
Cuz when he turned a bit to the right-
His new co-hosts arrived-
Splat splat StutJo’s cockroach hammer
A custom job from Home Depot-
Splat splat StutJo’s cockroach hammer
Every night there’s a new floor show-
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-ohhhhhh
HAIL CG HAIL EVS SPRINGTIME IS COMING
