Hi! Thanks for stopping by. It can’t be easy being John’s neighbor, no matter who you are. Not sure who this is for. Just having a bit o’ fun PE style. Let’s bum rush the dabbling bum y’all! Yeeeeahhhh boyeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Lyrics-
By The Time John Moves Out Of Canoga
I’m counting down to the day-
When I won’t hear his stuttering-
I’m waiting for the day-
John finally moves out of Canoga-
Cause my days are spent-
Listenin’ through the vent-
Him shouting SHIT WEIGHER!!-
And making sounds like an elephant-
20,000 empty cans piled up in the corner-
I’ve had some crazy neighbors-
that’s just life in California-
But this dude is a mess-
Did you see how he’s dressed?-
Brags he’s standing with Ukraine-
Yet has to sit down and rest?-
Tryin’ hard to play the victim card-
But really he’s a bullying creep-
That keeps me up-
When he cries himself to sleep-
A phony college degree-
Acts like he’s still on TV-
It’s a real disgrace-
500 square feet wasted–
Good riddance to The Dabbler-
Tho’ his stench will always linger-
I always meant to ask him-
Yo what the fucks up with that finger?-
He got the Benz packed and loaded-
I doubt his cats will survive-
The open roads of our land-
Match the open sores on his hands-
And he says he’ll stop along the way-
And head into the ring-
Without a sister-
His bark is just a whisper-
Yeah! So happy it’s the day-
That this man packs up his crap
And goes away, c’mon-
Those filthy living conditions?-
I ain’t no neat freak or life coach-
I’m just a roach-
Happy John has Moved Out Of Canoga…
So Glad John Finally Moved Out Of Canoga…
==__7__== HAIL EVS HAIL CG ==__7__==
