Cease & Desist-A Dabbleverse Song Parody

by 06.29.2024

Hey now! Look man, it is what it is. The Mighty Hetfield is a gifted vocalist but that didn’t stop me! Just lay back and think of Metal dear…

*As always…Apologies if I ripped off your meme or pic or whatever, but be consoled I steal only the absolute best. HMU I’m always happy to PAY DUESSSS CREDIIIIT!!! Watch, like, sub…heck, drop a comment if you’re really feeling frisky. Doowutchyalike.*

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Lyrics-

Skolla!

Scanning the streams-
On YouTube tonight-
Looking for chats-
That he doesn’t like-
John was a prick when
he had money and fame-
If you watch him today,
you’ll see some things
never change-

Doxxing-
He’ll be relentless-
His mind is a hot mess-
A beer soaked battlefield-

Warrants-
You’ll be arrested-
Your defenses deflected-
By his legal shield-

He’s Sending-
Cease and desist-
Sending-
Cease and desist-

When he attacked Dr Steve-
He pissed us off to the core-
Unleash the pests!-
The Boss is calling for war-
John can’t stand that
they make a living-
Off all the content
that his dumbass has given-

Dabbling-
All the time lying-
Of lawsuits he’s filing-
Lady justice falls-

Babbling-
Legal confusion-
Wet brain delusion-
Now they block his calls-

And stopped-

Sending-
Cease and desist-
Sending-
Cease and desist-
Sending-
Cease and desist-
Sending-
Cease and desist-

*1983 Elektra/Metallica records*

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