Chopping The Slaw-A Morseverse Song Parody

by 03.26.2026

I just couldn’t resist with all this talk of Slaw! Bone Apple Teeth!

Lyrics-

Chopping The Slaw

There he was at Mike-A-Largo-
Working on a song-
Extra rinse almost completed-
Morsetinis free-pour strong-
Icon of the Morseverse-
And the highlight of each show-
Nothing left for him to prove-
He knew the time had come to go-
And start-

Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-

So much for his props and doodles-
Now he offers so much more-
Since he became the cabbage king-
The line is out the door-
He don’t offer sandwiches-
No soups or gabbagool-
The hottest spot in Dabbletown-
Just look who’s working the drive thru-
While Morse is-

Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-
Chopping The Slaw-

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