[Intro]
The sea raged on
as the salty wind blew
Sturgis wretched over the rail
mumbling
I guarantee I lift more than you

[Chorus]
I guarantee I lift more than you
Yo-ho, yo-ho
I give more backshots then all you do
Yo-ho, yo-ho
My YouTube channel pays me too
Yo-ho, yo-ho
Room Temperature IQ!
Yo-ho, yo-ho
I guarantee I lift more than you
Yo-ho, yo-ho

[Verse 1]
I stand 6 ft tall in a 5 inch shoe
My tits weight two of you
When I bend down I shoot out poo
I’ve seen bigger pieces of corn in the things that I poo.
I guarantee I lift more than you
Dead Channel, Bud

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Room Temperature IQ!
But when it comes to braincells I’ve only got two
Original thoughts, I have nothing new
Anna called me a nice but possibly retarded dude.
And my mommy says I’m cool too
I guarantee I lift more than you
Dead Channel, Bud

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Rippa’s making millions in revenue
Appear on my show, that Eric cannot do.
Glad I’m not Pinocchio
My nose woulda grew
None pdf friends, I have very few
And watching rippa makes my balls blue
I guarantee I lift more than you
Dead Channel, Bud

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
I love making my figures screw
And by the way im gay to, bud
I bang dudes so hard, they need a bag for their poo.
And if you believe that lie,
then you’ll also believe that I get more bitches too.
It’s only Eric that I blew
I guarantee I lift more than you
I live in your head rent free, bud

[Break]
Yo, ho-ho-ho, a Sturgis life for me!

[Spike]
If you drink Bailey’s from a shoe,
I guarantee that I lift more than you.

[Final Chorus]
I guarantee I lift more than you
Yo-ho, yo-ho
I guarantee I lift more than you
Yo-ho, yo-ho
Room Temperature IQ!
Yo-ho, yo-ho
My YouTube channel pays me too
Yo-ho, yo-ho
I give more backshots then all you do
Yo-ho, yo-ho
I guarantee I lift more than you
I guarantee I lift more than you
Dead Channel, Bud