You wanted the best…but Mike Morse is still on vacation. Any KISS fans with a mind for band lore and a high tolerance for awful Gene Simmons impressions buckle up the rock ‘n roller coaster is about to begin! Wait, that’s Aerosmith I think, anyway….The Tale of an Ankh Warrior/Guitar Wizard named Vinnie Vincent who took over from “Space Man” The late great Ace Frehley, he then went on to start his own band the VV Invasion and then he like disappeared for a while and came back to sell an unreleased album of his for $2mil, but don’t worry, you can it track by track for only $200K! What a deal! What a douche! Ahh, we still love the wacked out little goofball! 😉
LYRICS-
DOUCHE
Vinnie! Get out and pack up all your gear-
Funny! In every band that’s what you hear-
You’re crazy! Why do you do the things you do?-
If delusion was a crime-
You’d be looking at hard time-
Two million for a demo tape?-
Don’t be a douche-
Vinnie! You’ve done so much throughout the years-
But C’mon! You sabotaged your own ca-REER-
Too bad!-Seems like there’s no more fans to screw-
(Suck it!)
You wrote great stuff back in the past-
A shame your bands could never last-
You’re ego is way out of tune-
Don’t be a douche-
**As always…Apologies if I ripped off your meme or pic or whatever, but be consoled I steal only the absolute best. HMU I’m always happy to PAY DUESSSS CREDIIIIT!!! Watch, like, sub…heck, drop a comment if you’re really feeling frisky. Doowutchyalike**
For proper context check out ‘Hooligan’ ‘Hooligan Nation’ ‘AudioMover’ ‘Podcast Rock City’ or any of the wide variety of fine podcasts in the KISS Nation!!
==_7_== Hail CG/Hail EVS Always ==_7_==
**1974 KISS Music/ASCAP/Casablanca/UME**
