Pure 80’s style punk rock with an Ed “Big Daddy” Roth style Tank Ferret mascot.

Lyrics:

(verse 1)
Just a normal ferret chillin’ in his cage
Scientists grabbed him, put him on the stage
Threw him in the particle accelerator, full speed
Atoms split and rearranged, what a stupid deed

(chorus)
tank ferret
tank ferret
friendly neighborhood force multiplier
tank ferret
tank ferret
friendly neighborhood force multiplier

(verse)
Came out glowing green, half his fur was gone
Then a tank rolled up and bit him, chomp-chomp-chomp
Metal jaws and diesel breath, tore him right in two
Radioactive roadkill, what’s a ferret gonna do?

(chorus)

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