[Chorus]
Normies and edgelords, same feed different fonts
One’s scared of the takes, one’s posting ‘em for the response
I just sit in the middle with the notifications on
Watch ‘em fight each other while the algorithm gets strong
Normies and edgelords, both of ‘em feed the machine
I don’t pick a side, I just need the scene

[Verse 1]
Woke up, opened the app, saw a normie in the quotes
“This is so problematic,” bro you just discovered the notes
He’s got the corporate smile, he’s got the safe little take
I just reply with one word and watch his whole timeline shake
Meanwhile the edgelord’s three layers deep in the bit
Posting the thing he don’t even believe just to see who’ll get hit
He’s got the irony shield, he’s got the “it’s just a joke” defense
I screenshot both of ‘em and post the side-by-side for the content
Narrative’s simple: one of ‘em wants to be liked
One of ‘em wants to be feared, both of ‘em stay up at night
I don’t do either, I just observe the war
Turn the whole argument into a hook and drop it some more

[Chorus]
Normies and edgelords, same feed different fonts
One’s scared of the takes, one’s posting ‘em for the response
I just sit in the middle with the notifications on
Watch ‘em fight each other while the algorithm gets strong

[Verse 2]
Normie in the group chat sending “we should be kinder”
Edgelord in the group chat sending the thing that’ll end him
I don’t mediate, I just post the screenshot
Watch the replies roll in while I count every comment
They both think they’re winning, they both think they’re pure
One’s performing the morals, one’s performing the cure
I stay in the gray, maximum irony locked
Post “you’re both the same” and the timeline gets rocked
Every notification’s a little donation
Every argument’s free promotion for the station
I don’t hate the normie, I don’t hate the edge
I just need ‘em both active so the numbers don’t hedge

[Bridge]
Yeah I see both of you
Yeah I’m using both of you
Keep performing, keep posting
I’m still getting the most of it

[Final Chorus]
Normies and edgelords, same feed different fonts (love y’all)
One’s scared of the takes, one’s posting ‘em for the response
I just sit in the middle with the notifications on
Watch ‘em fight each other while the algorithm gets strong
Normies and edgelords, both of ‘em feed the machine
I don’t pick a side—now go argue in the quotes

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