For proper context check out ‘The Uncle Rico Show’ on YouTube. Lyrics below.
Wish I had back up singers. Gonna lay off John for a bit. Seriously concerned he’ll try to sue. I’ll be back I guess, other rooms, other voices. All in good fun. Thanks for coming, drive home safe!!
Lyrics-
On a dark little backstreet-
Where even angels don’t dare-
I was working for SpeedWeed-
Deliveries in my care-
When I got to the building-
I saw a balcony light-
The screens were filthy-
And the glass was smeared-
I hope this address ain’t right-
Walking up to the doorway-
There was a horrible smell-
I remember thinking to myself-
Something died in there I might as well-
When a voice said enter-
The blood drained from my face-
I’ve delivered to some dumpy homes-
But they just can’t top this place-
Welcome to the Condo in Canoga-
Such a nasty place-
Watch the roaches race-
Drinking it up at the Condo in Canoga-
Stench of stale beer-
Keeps the flies in here-
His mind is TDS twisted-
He turns on all of his friends-
He writes some petty, petty tweets-
Then re-plies to them-
Slamming Coors, falling green screens-
Man, what a mess-
He said he promised he won’t drink no more-
But he won’t drink no less-
Then I gave him his order-
“Please sir here just sign”
He said, “I beat Shaq at basketball-
Was almost a Yankee at nine-
I’d like to tell you what bugs me ’bout Hollywood”-
My shoes are sticking to the kitchen floor-
I swear I’d run if I could-
Welcome to the Condo in Canoga-
Such a nasty place-
Watch the roaches race-
Stinking it up at the Condo in Canoga-
Better sanitize-
Won’t believe your eyes-
Cat turds floor to ceiling-
Yet this dude still has mice-
There was, dirty plates covered with something-
I hoped was just rice-
And in the master bedroom-
More cases of beer-
He may be a celebrity-
But I just want to get out of here!
Last thing I remember, I was-
Gagging by the door-
He claims he’s still a millionaire-
Why the hell is he living so poor?-
“Complain” is what I told him-
“You’d be, better off in a tent”-
He said he’d bitch to the HOA-
If he wasn’t the President-
**None of the images in this video are known actual photos of the subject’s home. This is pure satire of a public figure.**
Public Enema #1
