Everytime I think I’m out….
Hey there! Been a while I do hope you’re well, I just had to put this out there, whenever the guys talk about Allentown my OCD flares up like SJ’s ‘roids, a little late to the party but I brought my own bottle! As always lyrics below-
Dabbletown
There’s a show tonight in Allentown-
And we’ve come to see a dabblin’ clown-
At his last gig he just wasted time-
Reading reports-of decade old crimes-
Well his father knocked his ass on the
floor-Too bad he’s gone cuz John needs it more-
His own Mother doesn’t really know-
Is her boy a prick–or is he just slow-
Let’s hope he does his act in Allentown-
Cuz at Rodney’s he was breaking down-
Wiped his tears and slowly walked away-
Now the crowd is here in Allentown-
Will his fear of ants turn his blue jeans brown?-
His entire act is so depraved-He can’t write new
stuff ‘cuz he never gets laid-
When the MC calls him up to the stage-
Will he do his act all pent up with rage?-
Hope he rants about the Content strikes-
And how TSN, calls his mother all night-
There’s a show tonight in Allentown-
But his showmanship is running aground-
And his famous friends have run away-
Every row had a pretty good shot-
Of getting sprayed with beer and maybe some snot-
Another bottle and he guzzled it whole-
He did the squeegee bit and shouted out SKOL!-
Well, we saw John’s act in Allentown-
Left this “Comic’s” gig all wearing a frown-
Made us wish he had some shit to weigh-
And I bet he’s gonna blame Lady K-
Always fun to visit Dabbletown-
**As always…Apologies if I ripped off your meme or pic or whatever, but be consoled I steal only the absolute best. HMU I’m always happy to PAY DUESSSS CREDIIIIT!!! Watch, like, sub…heck, drop a comment if you’re really feeling frisky. Doowutchyalike**
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==_7_== Hail CG/Hail EVS Always ==_7_==
**Written By Billy Joel 1982 CBS/Colombia Records**
