A found poem assembled entirely from real quotes spoken during Russian Troll Factory episode 21%.

No lines were written in advance.
No words were changed.
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Every line is real.

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Comrade Found Poem — June 5th, 2026

Grey Rock. Why, thank you.
Cool. Now he’s going to come after you.

Is he Jewish? He could be.
It’s like ginger with the hard R.
We did it because that’s racist.

Well, they are the good ones.
I agree with that.
Well, they are still being replaced.

I’ve gone too far, haven’t I?
It’s like a fat Mexican with no prospects.

Was it a circumcised penis?
No, it was the real deal, like your mom likes it.
I was asking about your [____] and balls.

You have 24 hours.
Believe it to be true,
but that doesn’t make it good.

It’s like some kind of Jarbo.
God works in obvious ways.
It’s a problem in your own soul.

So what if someone says you’re mental?
People stand in salute when they see me like a god.
Your ass belongs to Lim.

And we all know how good Liam is at sex.
I reckon it’s live.

They go from interesting to lolcow,
but I prefer my coffee from straight lesbians.

All you have to do is say you’re sorry.

Good night.