[Chorus]
Incels and gooners, can’t stop won’t stop
One’s writing the novel, one’s three tabs deep in the slop
I just sit here farming both of ‘em, can’t stop won’t stop
Watch the notifications stack while they both hit rock bottom
Can’t stop won’t stop, that’s the only rule they know
I don’t even need to post, they just keep the show going

[Verse 1]
Opened the app, incel already mid-spiral in the quotes
“It’s over,” bro you’ve been saying that since 2019 notes
He’s got the blackpill loaded, copium on autopilot
I just reply “skill issue” and watch the whole thread go quiet
Meanwhile the gooner’s been edging since the sun came up
“Just one more video,” classic can’t stop won’t stop
Tabs open like a crime scene, dopamine on life support
I screenshot the relapse and turn it into the next report
Ironic as hell, neither of ‘em can actually quit
One’s chasing a girl who don’t exist, one’s chasing a hit
I don’t even hate it, I just need the content
Every “I can’t stop” is free promotion for the next one

[Chorus]
Incels and gooners, can’t stop won’t stop
One’s writing the novel, one’s three tabs deep in the slop
I just sit here farming both of ‘em, can’t stop won’t stop
Watch the notifications stack while they both hit rock bottom

[Verse 2]
Incel in the group chat dropping another 40-page PDF
Gooner in the group chat like “I was gonna stop but then…”
I don’t intervene, I just post the side-by-side
Watch ‘em try to one-up each other’s can’t-stop pride
They both swear they’re different, they both swear they’re done
One’s performing the despair, one’s performing the cum
I stay in the middle with the irony on max
Post “you’re both the same” and the timeline collapses
Every notification’s another little donation
Every “I can’t stop” is just free acceleration
I don’t need to bait ‘em, they bait themselves for free
Can’t stop won’t stop — and neither will the receipts

[Bridge]
Yeah I see both of you
Yeah I’m using both of you
Keep going, keep going
I’m still getting the most of it

[Final Chorus]
Incels and gooners, can’t stop won’t stop (love the dedication)
One’s writing the novel, one’s three tabs deep in the slop
I just sit here farming both of ‘em, can’t stop won’t stop
Watch the notifications stack while they both hit rock bottom
Can’t stop won’t stop, that’s the only rule they know
Now go prove me wrong in the quotes — if you can stop

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