“Men dying in Rise of Skywalker is SEXIST because Kylo makes Rey SAD!” MORE Episode IX fun!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.30.2019

SJWs take WRONG LESSON from Study, Hilariously Missing THEY’RE the BAD GUYS!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.29.2019

BREAKING Disney CHANGES STAR WARS Timeline! Episode 7 MATTERS NOW, NOT Episode 4!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.28.2019

JK Rowling being CANCELLED by Cancel Culture! Apparently being WOKE doesnt pay!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.27.2019

William Shatner REKT EPISODE IX as Rise of Skywalker AND MORE Gets OWNED

by That Umbrella Guy 12.27.2019

PROOF Episode IX Rotten Tomatoes Score IS FRAUD! EXPOSING the 86% LIE and HOW IT WORKS!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.26.2019

Episode IX “PROBLEMATIC” for NOT INSULTING Star Wars fans like LAST JEDI!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.25.2019

“CATS, the TRUE INCEL ANTHEM of 2019! – Puritan Media! Wait, What?

by That Umbrella Guy 12.25.2019

Mark Hamill ATTACKED by TWITTER PURITANS! DEMAND he BEND THE KNEE! Thanks JK ROWLING!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.24.2019

DESTROYING Baby Yoda! THESE Star Wars Plans For “Respecting” Character May END Its Appeal!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.24.2019

Terminator: Dark Fate LOST $120 million, FINAL Box Office REVEALS!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.23.2019

Episode IX EPIC box office FAIL! Earnings MAY NOT break $1 BILLION – media SPINS as a WIN!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.23.2019

BUSTED! Rotten Tomatoes Episode IX LIES EXPOSED! CAUGHT BOOSTING Rise of Skywalker SCORES!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.22.2019

Kickvic DEFIES COURT ORDER: REMOVES ONLINE EVIDENCE?

by That Umbrella Guy 12.21.2019

Onision REKT by NORMIES? Normal PEOPLE ASKING QUESTIONS after Onision’s CHRIS HANSEN introduction!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.21.2019

EARNINGS FAIL for EPISODE IX as China IS LOST and Domestic Estimates LOWER!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.20.2019

Episode IX’s RISE OF THE MARY SUE SPITS in FAN’S FACES! JJ ABRAMS – BRING LUCAS BACK

by That Umbrella Guy 12.20.2019

Fans DISGUSTED with Episode IX’s “UTTER BULLS**T!” ANGRY over RISE OF SKYWALKER!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.20.2019

Rian Johnson Uses Episode IX to ATTACK Fans! “Star Wars ISNT ABOUT WHAT FANS WANT!”

by That Umbrella Guy 12.19.2019

KICKVIC COURTROOM PANIC! Cancel Culture is EXPENSIVE and They’re making a JUDGE MAD!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.19.2019

Episode IX DESTROYED on Rotten Tomatoes; Only Phantom Menace SCORES WORSE than Rise of Skywalker

by That Umbrella Guy 12.18.2019

Episode IX REKT by Critics: Star Wars should have NEVER BENT THE KNEE!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.18.2019

Episode IX WORSE than LAST JEDI? PREMIERE reviews and LEAKS SAY YES! SPOILERS!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.17.2019

Kathleen Kennedy REKT Episode IX; Calls for Film Hiatus THREE DAYS before Rise of Skywalker RELEASE!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.17.2019

ENTIRE INDUSTRY Hits ROCK BOTTOM after YEARS of FAILING!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.16.2019

“Men dying in Rise of Skywalker is SEXIST because Kylo makes Rey SAD!” MORE Episode IX fun!

SJWs take WRONG LESSON from Study, Hilariously Missing THEY’RE the BAD GUYS!

BREAKING Disney CHANGES STAR WARS Timeline! Episode 7 MATTERS NOW, NOT Episode 4!

JK Rowling being CANCELLED by Cancel Culture! Apparently being WOKE doesnt pay!

William Shatner REKT EPISODE IX as Rise of Skywalker AND MORE Gets OWNED

PROOF Episode IX Rotten Tomatoes Score IS FRAUD! EXPOSING the 86% LIE and HOW IT WORKS!

Episode IX “PROBLEMATIC” for NOT INSULTING Star Wars fans like LAST JEDI!

“CATS, the TRUE INCEL ANTHEM of 2019! – Puritan Media! Wait, What?

Mark Hamill ATTACKED by TWITTER PURITANS! DEMAND he BEND THE KNEE! Thanks JK ROWLING!

DESTROYING Baby Yoda! THESE Star Wars Plans For “Respecting” Character May END Its Appeal!

Terminator: Dark Fate LOST $120 million, FINAL Box Office REVEALS!

Episode IX EPIC box office FAIL! Earnings MAY NOT break $1 BILLION – media SPINS as a WIN!

BUSTED! Rotten Tomatoes Episode IX LIES EXPOSED! CAUGHT BOOSTING Rise of Skywalker SCORES!

Kickvic DEFIES COURT ORDER: REMOVES ONLINE EVIDENCE?

Onision REKT by NORMIES? Normal PEOPLE ASKING QUESTIONS after Onision’s CHRIS HANSEN introduction!

EARNINGS FAIL for EPISODE IX as China IS LOST and Domestic Estimates LOWER!

Episode IX’s RISE OF THE MARY SUE SPITS in FAN’S FACES! JJ ABRAMS – BRING LUCAS BACK

Fans DISGUSTED with Episode IX’s “UTTER BULLS**T!” ANGRY over RISE OF SKYWALKER!

Rian Johnson Uses Episode IX to ATTACK Fans! “Star Wars ISNT ABOUT WHAT FANS WANT!”

KICKVIC COURTROOM PANIC! Cancel Culture is EXPENSIVE and They’re making a JUDGE MAD!

Episode IX DESTROYED on Rotten Tomatoes; Only Phantom Menace SCORES WORSE than Rise of Skywalker

Episode IX REKT by Critics: Star Wars should have NEVER BENT THE KNEE!

Episode IX WORSE than LAST JEDI? PREMIERE reviews and LEAKS SAY YES! SPOILERS!

Kathleen Kennedy REKT Episode IX; Calls for Film Hiatus THREE DAYS before Rise of Skywalker RELEASE!

ENTIRE INDUSTRY Hits ROCK BOTTOM after YEARS of FAILING!

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