[Chorus]
Never go full retard, never go full retard
You can edge it, you can bait it, just don’t go full retard
Post the take, watch the chaos, keep a little in the tank
One step from the ban hammer, still counting all the bank
Never go full retard, that’s the only rule I got
They want the whole meltdown, I just give ‘em half the shot

[Verse 1]
Woke up, saw the timeline on fire again
Typed the nuclear take then deleted half the sentence
Could’ve said the quiet part, could’ve gone all the way
But I left the last 10% so I live to post another day
They begging for the full bit, “say it with your chest”
I give ‘em 80, watch ‘em fill the rest
Shitlord calculus, calculate the risk
One more step and the account’s on the list
I know the line, I dance on it, I don’t cross the final inch
They go full, they get clipped, I stay in the trench
Notifications still rollin’, dopamine still high
I just never give ‘em everything so the bit don’t die

[Chorus]
Never go full retard, never go full retard
You can edge it, you can bait it, just don’t go full retard
Post the take, watch the chaos, keep a little in the tank
One step from the ban hammer, still counting all the bank

[Verse 2]
Seen a lot of soldiers go full and get the axe
One quote tweet too far and now the whole account’s collapsed
They wanted the applause, they wanted to be pure
Now they’re posting from alts, begging for the same old war
I stay mid-tier evil, calculated and clean
Just enough to farm the rage, not enough to get the ban screen
They say “you’re a coward,” I say “I’m still here”
They’re arguing with ghosts while I’m cashing in the year
Touch grass is for the fallen, full retard is for the dead
I keep one foot on the gas and one foot on the thread
Ratio the reckless, quote the ones who went too far
Then post the next one slightly softer, still a star

[Bridge]
Yeah I know the line
Yeah I toe the line
They go all the way
I still get paid

[Final Chorus]
Never go full retard, never go full retard (don’t do it)
You can edge it, you can bait it, just don’t go full retard
Post the take, watch the chaos, keep a little in the tank
One step from the ban hammer, still counting all the bank
Never go full retard, that’s the only rule I got
They want the whole meltdown, I just give ‘em half the shot
Now go argue in the quotes—but not too hard

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