[Chorus]
Simps and spergs, simps and spergs
One’s in the DMs, one’s in the bird
One’s paying for feet pics, one’s correcting the words
I just sit here farming both of ‘em for the engagement surge
Simps and spergs, same energy different fonts
I don’t even hate ‘em, I just need the content

[Verse 1]
Opened the app, first thing I see is a simp in the quotes
“You’re so valid queen,” bro she posted a picture of her throat
He’s got the PayPal open, Venmo already primed
I’m just screenshotting the desperation for the timeline
Meanwhile the sperg is three replies deep in the thread
“Actually the historical context—” nobody asked, my man
He’s got the sources, he’s got the citations, he’s got the rage
I just reply “skill issue” and watch the both of ‘em engage
Ironic as hell, I don’t even care which one wins
As long as the notifications keep coming in
One’s down bad for a girl who don’t know his name
One’s down bad for being technically correct in the game

[Chorus]
Simps and spergs, simps and spergs
One’s in the DMs, one’s in the bird
One’s paying for feet pics, one’s correcting the words
I just sit here farming both of ‘em for the engagement surge

[Verse 2]
Spergs in the group chat sending 40-page PDFs
Simps in the group chat sending “she liked my story, it’s a sign”
I don’t pick a side, I just post the side-by-side
Watch ‘em fight each other while I count the likes
“Touch grass” doesn’t work on either of these types
One thinks grass is a dating strategy, one thinks it’s a meme fight
I stay in the middle, maximum irony engaged
Post “both of y’all are the same” and watch the timeline blaze
They call me a hater, I call it free content
Every argument they have is another notification sent
I don’t simp, I don’t sperg, I just observe the war
Then turn the whole thing into a hook and post it some more

[Bridge]
Yeah I see both of you
Yeah I’m using both of you
Keep arguing, keep paying
I’m still getting paid

[Final Chorus]
Simps and spergs, simps and spergs (love y’all)
One’s in the DMs, one’s in the bird
One’s paying for feet pics, one’s correcting the words
I just sit here farming both of ‘em for the engagement surge
Simps and spergs, same energy different fonts
I don’t even hate ‘em—now go fight in the quotes

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