Joker Wins Oscar While Birds of Prey FLOPS! MEN are to BLAME!

by That Umbrella Guy 02.10.2020

Bird of Prey FLOPS WORLDWIDE! Box Office like Terminator: Dark Fate!

by That Umbrella Guy 02.09.2020

FIRED over Star Wars and The Last Jedi! Twitter Puritan BRAGS About COSTING JOB

by That Umbrella Guy 02.08.2020

Birds of Prey shows WOKE don’t WORK! Puritans NEVER support YOU!

by That Umbrella Guy 02.07.2020

YOUR SAFETY is CANCELLED! WOKE media uses BAFTA to ATTACK Cinema SAFETY again!

by That Umbrella Guy 02.06.2020

Kathleen Kennedy MAKING BRIE LARSON the next Indiana Jones! (theory)

by That Umbrella Guy 02.05.2020

Gaming PURITANS ATTACK Lovecraftian Fans because WOKE AGENDA!

by That Umbrella Guy 02.05.2020

Kathleen Kennedy CONFIRMS Star Wars is DONE because ONLY WOMEN MATTER for NEW MOVIES!

by That Umbrella Guy 02.04.2020

Playstation COPYRIGHT CLAIMS THEMSELVES in HILARIOUS EPIC FAIL!

by That Umbrella Guy 02.04.2020

Birds of Prey is DEAD ON ARRIVAL as WOKE DOESNT SELL tickets!

by That Umbrella Guy 02.03.2020

Sarah Connor QUITS Terminator! Hamilton Blames YOU for DARK FATE!

by That Umbrella Guy 02.01.2020

AGENDA costs company 60 MILLION in 2 years! NO PROFIT until 2021? (IDW)

by That Umbrella Guy 01.31.2020

Coronavirus CANCELS WOKE HOLLYWOOD! Costs a $BILLION DOLLARS!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.30.2020

Puritans RUIN ENTIRE INDUSTRY by AGENDA: Spin FEELINGS, NOT FACTS!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.29.2020

GAS PUMPS are CANCELLED! Puritans DEMAND you “THINK OF THE WOMEN!”

by That Umbrella Guy 01.28.2020

Onision BUSTED! The FBI KNOWS, CONFIRMED!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.27.2020

Twitter Puritans ATTACK KOBE BRYANT minutes after HIS DEMISE, HOPING to CANCEL HIM!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.27.2020

Puritans CANCEL COP for MEETING Mignogna! KICKVIC TARGETS JOB! FAMILY!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.25.2020

SJWs HILARIOUSLY DEMAND Hallmark Movies be CANCELLED! “PROPAGANDA!”

by That Umbrella Guy 01.24.2020

DR WHO IS OVER! Critics AND Audiences (kinda) AGREE!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.23.2020

1917 SLAMMED and ACTOR THREATENED: HOLLYWOOD gets OWNED

by That Umbrella Guy 01.23.2020

Marvel is DONE: NEWEST X-Men shows what WOKE REALLY MEANS!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.22.2020

Puritans OWNED as “Cash Grab” Earns $52,000 in 12 HOURS! COMICSGATE!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.22.2020

James Bond is Cancelled! Puritans HILARIOUSLY want franchise DONE!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.21.2020

Brie Larson hilariously GETS OWNED, but PURITANS think THEY’RE WINNING!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.20.2020

Joker Wins Oscar While Birds of Prey FLOPS! MEN are to BLAME!

Bird of Prey FLOPS WORLDWIDE! Box Office like Terminator: Dark Fate!

FIRED over Star Wars and The Last Jedi! Twitter Puritan BRAGS About COSTING JOB

Birds of Prey shows WOKE don’t WORK! Puritans NEVER support YOU!

YOUR SAFETY is CANCELLED! WOKE media uses BAFTA to ATTACK Cinema SAFETY again!

Kathleen Kennedy MAKING BRIE LARSON the next Indiana Jones! (theory)

Gaming PURITANS ATTACK Lovecraftian Fans because WOKE AGENDA!

Kathleen Kennedy CONFIRMS Star Wars is DONE because ONLY WOMEN MATTER for NEW MOVIES!

Playstation COPYRIGHT CLAIMS THEMSELVES in HILARIOUS EPIC FAIL!

Birds of Prey is DEAD ON ARRIVAL as WOKE DOESNT SELL tickets!

Sarah Connor QUITS Terminator! Hamilton Blames YOU for DARK FATE!

AGENDA costs company 60 MILLION in 2 years! NO PROFIT until 2021? (IDW)

Coronavirus CANCELS WOKE HOLLYWOOD! Costs a $BILLION DOLLARS!

Puritans RUIN ENTIRE INDUSTRY by AGENDA: Spin FEELINGS, NOT FACTS!

GAS PUMPS are CANCELLED! Puritans DEMAND you “THINK OF THE WOMEN!”

Onision BUSTED! The FBI KNOWS, CONFIRMED!

Twitter Puritans ATTACK KOBE BRYANT minutes after HIS DEMISE, HOPING to CANCEL HIM!

Puritans CANCEL COP for MEETING Mignogna! KICKVIC TARGETS JOB! FAMILY!

SJWs HILARIOUSLY DEMAND Hallmark Movies be CANCELLED! “PROPAGANDA!”

DR WHO IS OVER! Critics AND Audiences (kinda) AGREE!

1917 SLAMMED and ACTOR THREATENED: HOLLYWOOD gets OWNED

Marvel is DONE: NEWEST X-Men shows what WOKE REALLY MEANS!

Puritans OWNED as “Cash Grab” Earns $52,000 in 12 HOURS! COMICSGATE!

James Bond is Cancelled! Puritans HILARIOUSLY want franchise DONE!

Brie Larson hilariously GETS OWNED, but PURITANS think THEY’RE WINNING!

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ANOTHER Case for the LITTLEST UMBRELLA

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