DR WHO in FULL DAMAGE CONTROL, as Jodie Whittaker denies Season 12 “WOKENESS!”

by That Umbrella Guy 01.03.2020

Captain American Actress ARRESTED for MURDERING HER MOTHER!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.03.2020

Disney Lost BILLIONS on Star Wars? BUT what about the EARNINGS!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.03.2020

Cats 2019 may LOSE OVER $100 MILLION! How does THAT impact Disney?

by That Umbrella Guy 01.02.2020

John Boyega (FINN) REFUSES to be CANCELLED by Twitter Puritans! Jokes about Star Wars LIKE A CHAD!

by That Umbrella Guy 01.01.2020

Disney CEO LIES about Star Wars again! Bob Iger CONTINUES to do THIS!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.31.2019

Charlie’s Angel’s 2019 LOST $39 MILLION, Final Box Office Confirms! AGENDA DOESN’T PAY!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.31.2019

Anita Sarkeesian makes headlines AGAIN; 1st for Mandalorian, NOW THIS! Gotta Pay those Bills!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.31.2019

“Men dying in Rise of Skywalker is SEXIST because Kylo makes Rey SAD!” MORE Episode IX fun!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.30.2019

SJWs take WRONG LESSON from Study, Hilariously Missing THEY’RE the BAD GUYS!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.29.2019

BREAKING Disney CHANGES STAR WARS Timeline! Episode 7 MATTERS NOW, NOT Episode 4!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.28.2019

JK Rowling being CANCELLED by Cancel Culture! Apparently being WOKE doesnt pay!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.27.2019

William Shatner REKT EPISODE IX as Rise of Skywalker AND MORE Gets OWNED

by That Umbrella Guy 12.27.2019

PROOF Episode IX Rotten Tomatoes Score IS FRAUD! EXPOSING the 86% LIE and HOW IT WORKS!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.26.2019

Episode IX “PROBLEMATIC” for NOT INSULTING Star Wars fans like LAST JEDI!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.25.2019

“CATS, the TRUE INCEL ANTHEM of 2019! – Puritan Media! Wait, What?

by That Umbrella Guy 12.25.2019

Mark Hamill ATTACKED by TWITTER PURITANS! DEMAND he BEND THE KNEE! Thanks JK ROWLING!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.24.2019

DESTROYING Baby Yoda! THESE Star Wars Plans For “Respecting” Character May END Its Appeal!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.24.2019

Terminator: Dark Fate LOST $120 million, FINAL Box Office REVEALS!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.23.2019

Episode IX EPIC box office FAIL! Earnings MAY NOT break $1 BILLION – media SPINS as a WIN!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.23.2019

BUSTED! Rotten Tomatoes Episode IX LIES EXPOSED! CAUGHT BOOSTING Rise of Skywalker SCORES!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.22.2019

Kickvic DEFIES COURT ORDER: REMOVES ONLINE EVIDENCE?

by That Umbrella Guy 12.21.2019

Onision REKT by NORMIES? Normal PEOPLE ASKING QUESTIONS after Onision’s CHRIS HANSEN introduction!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.21.2019

EARNINGS FAIL for EPISODE IX as China IS LOST and Domestic Estimates LOWER!

by That Umbrella Guy 12.20.2019

Episode IX’s RISE OF THE MARY SUE SPITS in FAN’S FACES! JJ ABRAMS – BRING LUCAS BACK

by That Umbrella Guy 12.20.2019

DR WHO in FULL DAMAGE CONTROL, as Jodie Whittaker denies Season 12 “WOKENESS!”

Captain American Actress ARRESTED for MURDERING HER MOTHER!

Disney Lost BILLIONS on Star Wars? BUT what about the EARNINGS!

Cats 2019 may LOSE OVER $100 MILLION! How does THAT impact Disney?

John Boyega (FINN) REFUSES to be CANCELLED by Twitter Puritans! Jokes about Star Wars LIKE A CHAD!

Disney CEO LIES about Star Wars again! Bob Iger CONTINUES to do THIS!

Charlie’s Angel’s 2019 LOST $39 MILLION, Final Box Office Confirms! AGENDA DOESN’T PAY!

Anita Sarkeesian makes headlines AGAIN; 1st for Mandalorian, NOW THIS! Gotta Pay those Bills!

“Men dying in Rise of Skywalker is SEXIST because Kylo makes Rey SAD!” MORE Episode IX fun!

SJWs take WRONG LESSON from Study, Hilariously Missing THEY’RE the BAD GUYS!

BREAKING Disney CHANGES STAR WARS Timeline! Episode 7 MATTERS NOW, NOT Episode 4!

JK Rowling being CANCELLED by Cancel Culture! Apparently being WOKE doesnt pay!

William Shatner REKT EPISODE IX as Rise of Skywalker AND MORE Gets OWNED

PROOF Episode IX Rotten Tomatoes Score IS FRAUD! EXPOSING the 86% LIE and HOW IT WORKS!

Episode IX “PROBLEMATIC” for NOT INSULTING Star Wars fans like LAST JEDI!

“CATS, the TRUE INCEL ANTHEM of 2019! – Puritan Media! Wait, What?

Mark Hamill ATTACKED by TWITTER PURITANS! DEMAND he BEND THE KNEE! Thanks JK ROWLING!

DESTROYING Baby Yoda! THESE Star Wars Plans For “Respecting” Character May END Its Appeal!

Terminator: Dark Fate LOST $120 million, FINAL Box Office REVEALS!

Episode IX EPIC box office FAIL! Earnings MAY NOT break $1 BILLION – media SPINS as a WIN!

BUSTED! Rotten Tomatoes Episode IX LIES EXPOSED! CAUGHT BOOSTING Rise of Skywalker SCORES!

Kickvic DEFIES COURT ORDER: REMOVES ONLINE EVIDENCE?

Onision REKT by NORMIES? Normal PEOPLE ASKING QUESTIONS after Onision’s CHRIS HANSEN introduction!

EARNINGS FAIL for EPISODE IX as China IS LOST and Domestic Estimates LOWER!

Episode IX’s RISE OF THE MARY SUE SPITS in FAN’S FACES! JJ ABRAMS – BRING LUCAS BACK

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