Turds In Bed Linen-A Dabbleverse Song Parody

by 11.16.2023

Can’t stop, won’t stop…We’re doing it!!
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(…CG, CG, what has become of you?…Does anybody else in here, feel the way I do?…)

LYRICS-

Turds in bed linen-
From a drunkard’s back end-
Passed out in bathtubs-
What a difficult friend-

By lunchtime he’s loaded-
At the Pickwick next door-
Or is he still in Jamaica?-
I just don’t care anymore-

If you’re not praising him-
Than you’re betraying him-
Oh how I hate him-

Spit on the camera lens-
Mucus coating his hand-
What’s in that MENSA mind?-
We dumbfucks can’t understand-

The Dabbler loves to tell us-
He’s too smart and too rich-
But what kind of businessman-
Would burn each and every bridge?-

All those defending him-
End up unfriending him-
Oh how I hate him-
Oh how I hate him-

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